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'Do you know what it feels like, loving someone who's in a rush to throw you away?
Do you know what it feels like, to be the last one to know the lock on the door has changed?' - Enrique Iglesias <3
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Plus, I'm a PROUD REPUBLICAN! In yo' face!
This seems to be my day for dusting off old usenet posts. I'll clean up the language since this site requires a bit more decorum than does unmoderated usenet:
Did you ever hear the story about the poor American Marine on
Guadalcanal who was the only man in his platoon who had yet to kill a
He just couldn't get a shot. He was too slow. The Japanese soldiers
would jump up and take a shot, then duck behind cover again. This
frustrated the young Marine terribly, and he decided to ask his
sergeant what he could do about it.
"Easy," said the sergeant. "All you have to do is yell 'To hell with
Hirohito!' at the top of your lungs. That'll make 'em so mad, they'll
jump up and then you'll have a clear shot."
The young fellow returned to his foxhole and put the sergeant's advice
to the test. Later on he told the sergeant what had happened.
"Did you try what I said?"
"Well, I yelled 'To hell with Hirohito!' as loud as I could. And just like you
said, a guy jumped up. He jumped right out in the open and yelled back
at me, 'To hell with Roosevelt!"
"So? Did you shoot him?!"
"What? And kill the only other Republican on the whole damned
You now officially have a Redeeming Characteristic.
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