View topic - Hell: Exothermic or Endothermic?
The following bonus question was asked on a University of Washington
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So
we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at
which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul
gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions
that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if
you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is
more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more
than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and
death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because
Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in
Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand
proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which
souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until
all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls
in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa
during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep
with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last
night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic
and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell
has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and
is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the
existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept
"Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."
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Haha, kidding. That's funny ^_^
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Do you know what it feels like, to be the last one to know the lock on the door has changed?' - Enrique Iglesias <3
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The student said that he would measure the height of the barometer, place it on the ground, and measure the length of its shadow. Then he would measure the length of the building's shadow and work it out mathematically.
The problem was marked incorrect and the student protested. He said he understood that the professor wanted the problem worked out using differentials in air pressure, but he preferred thinking outside the box, and anyway, the professor had failed to clearly state the question.
He went on to provide three other methods for calculating the height of the building using a barometer:
1. Tie the barometer to a long rope, lower it from the roof, and measure the rope.
2. Drop the barometer off the roof and calculate the height based on how long it takes the barometer to reach the ground.
3. Take the barometer to the building's basement, locate the building superintendant and say, "Sir, I have here a fine barometer which I will give to you if you tell me the height of this building."
He got credit for his answer.
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I hated professors that marked papers based on whether you regurgitated back their drivel rather than use your own mind..
the thing I found was that most professors thought they knew it all, until someone, younger, more aggressive and bit less humorless than they proved them wrong..
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For a long, laughable time.
It occurs to me now that I need more friends in real life who would understand and appreciate these jokes. You know what they say about, "You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone."
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