Translation - wise saying

[tanuki]

Can you please translate this phrase for me? It's a wise saying, like Confucius and stuff.

I PROBABLY KNOW DOUBLE WHAT ALL OF U KNOW COMBINED

I can't even start to translate such fine and specialized vocabulary, so I'm sorry if I don't attempt it myself first.

Thanks in advance.

[richvh]

I'm sorry, I need that translated into English first. It's as inscrutable as the Orient.

[parallelself]

I feel compelled to try this. I've come up with:

この俺は貴様らがみんな知ってることよりダブルだろう！

Does that even come close?

[Yudan Taiteki]

この俺さま is even better.

[parallelself]

Of course it is. Genius!

[coco]

む。いつから孔子が…。

ボクなんか、オマエらが知ってることぜーんぶあわせたのの倍は知ってるもんねーっだ!! (涙目の小学校1年生)

[Kagemaru]

I felt like this one too.

私は多分貴方たちの倍はしているでしょう。

I don't like my first sentence, as I remember the original posters insulting tone, so I gave it some kick with some Kansai ben thrown in:

こっちはお前らの倍は知っとるっちゅーねん。

[coco]

Kagemaru wrote:
こっちはお前らの倍は知っとるっちゅーねん。

すばらしい!

[aKuMu]

アイプロバブリノウダブルウァトアルオフウノウコンブネド

[Oyaji]

I like coco's (needless to say), but I'll give it a shot from a different angle.

おめえらの知っていることを全部足しても、俺が知っていることの半分もならん。

[clay]

So who will volunteer to post this in the forum from which it came?

[keatonatron]

お前たちの知識を全部加えたら、その二倍を俺が知ってる。たぶん。

[two_heads_talking]

Kagemaru wrote:
I felt like this one too.

私は多分貴方たちの倍はしているでしょう。

I don't like my first sentence, as I remember the original posters insulting tone, so I gave it some kick with some Kansai ben thrown in:

こっちはお前らの倍は知っとるっちゅーねん。

I love the hogen.. but shouldn't you make omaera into omeera to give it more oomph?

[tanuki]

It is amazing how many people are interested in translating such beautiful words. Now let me try.

Following the standard translation rules accepted worldwide, I have this:

合成知るどうも全然何ダブル知る多分わたしよ。

That must be right, I followed the rules.

[keatonatron]

Good job. Go use it on some Japanese people.