Hatori's Official Photo Game

[Hatori]

Hello. As we all know I've made a few random game threads, and now I have come up with another!
(Insert Evil Music)
I have created Hatori's Official Photo Game. The point of my game is that you ask a question or make a demand and the person below finds a picture and puts down a link to answer the question. This is meant not to be like a quiz. More of a way to know another person. And USE A LINK. Posting pictures would mess up the page and the thread.
Another point to be stated is try to make what you post as humourous as you can.

I'll start us off and once you answer, ask a question or make a demand:

What do you see when you look outside?

[Tspoonami]

I'm too lazy to take a picture, so I'll post someone else's picture. This is approximately what I see when I look out of the window of my house's computer room.

What is on the wall directly behind you?

[Hatori]

I do not have a wall behind me. I have a door directly behind me:
http://tinyurl.com/yolf6j

Find me a terrible cosplayer.

[saraLynne]

I think it's funny you make people post links to not mess up the thread, and then you post a horizontal-scroll-breaking link.

And I think I am missing something. How do I get to know people when they answer a question with randomly found images on the 'net? I mean, the "cool doorknocker in rome" probably isn't behind you.

[Hatori]

saraLynne wrote:
I think it's funny you make people post links to not mess up the thread, and then you post a horizontal-scroll-breaking link.

And I think I am missing something. How do I get to know people when they answer a question with randomly found images on the 'net? I mean, the "cool doorknocker in rome" probably isn't behind you.

As for your first comment, I do not see that my link messes up the page. I still do not know how to do it anyways after seeing it so many times. I'm a slow learner.

Second comment, read quote below.

Hatori wrote:
Another point to be stated is try to make what you post as humourous as you can.

You do not have to post exactly what the person wants you to post. Try to jazz it up to be more entertaining.
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I'm still looking for my terrible cosplayer.

[tanuki]

Hatori, pleeeease learn how to make your links shorter! Pretty please.

[Hatori]

tanuki wrote:
Hatori, pleeeease learn how to make your links shorter! Pretty please.

I'm sorry, my dear tanuki. I have seen your link complaints many times before, so lemme look back and fix it.

[tanuki]

Thank you, Hatori. Now I give you Jessie! Or is that James?

[Hatori]

If it were James, it'd look more like this:
http://tinyurl.com/ynpc4l

What do you think is the perfect cream of any sort?

[Tspoonami]

This is one of my favorite kinds of cream.

なぜニワトリは通りを渡ったの？

[Hatori]

I believe the chicken didn't make it across...
http://tinyurl.com/2ft6v3

I want somebody to find me a horsey-bird.

[Tspoonami]

Horsey Bird


Why can't the English teach their children how to speak?

[SirFirestorm]

tanuki wrote:
Thank you, Hatori. Now I give you Jessie! Or is that James?

oh my god you win. Thread Over

[Hatori]

The English teacher is too busy doing this:
http://tinyurl.com/2pjgyn
What is the funniest thing you can find a child doing?

[Tspoonami]

I find this child very funny.

What is the pious, and what the impious?