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真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anime.

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RE: 真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anim

Postby japanfreak » Fri 02.01.2008 6:22 am

-23: When all the female characters have eyes bigger than saucers!
-24: When a guy brings out a sword out of his bandanna.
-25: When a guy suddenly sprouts scales on his body and suddenly pulls out a bigass axe from thin air!
-26: When dead heroes (like King Arthur) come suddenly to life.
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RE: 真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anim

Postby Hijiku » Tue 02.12.2008 11:25 am

-27: Once any and all laws of physics, gravity, and aerodynamics are broken on a regular basis as if such occurances are commonplace.

-28: When hit on the head, an overly large bandage manfests on the point of impact in the shape of an X.

-29: People can suddenly be knocked a mile away with one hit from a very mad girl, and instantaniously reappera where they started as if nothing happened.
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RE: 真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anim

Postby Gan » Tue 02.12.2008 3:02 pm

-30 When you're watching TV and see three dimensional people, and thus exclaiming 'NANDAYO!?"
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Re: 真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anime.

Postby japanfreak » Sun 03.16.2008 9:05 am

:lol:
-31: When something you make sends people to heaven (or back in time),
-32: When you see crazy nude girls with horns lopping heads off at one go.
-33: When angry people suddenly turn into chibi versions of themselves.
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Re: RE: 真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anim

Postby tokomexd » Sun 06.08.2008 10:07 pm

Oracle wrote:
Tspoonami wrote:
tanuki wrote:
-4 (why are we still counting anyway?). Japanese is spoken in every part of the world. USA, Mexico, Arabia...you name it.

-4b. When people from anywhere but Japan know perfect Japanese, but speak with a very odd 外人弁 accent


heh Sounds just like American cartoons - no matter what country they're from, everyone uses and understands American english and idioms, they just have a slight accent (and never enough to prevent anyone understanding them..)


-4c. On the very rare occasion that somebody doesn't speak Japanese, they always talk in ペラペラ.
-34. There happen to be more tsunderes, cat girls, meganeko, and guys with either a larger weapon than they are, hair that takes up a whole tub/bottle of gel and defies gravity, and oversized muscles, or cyborgs and magical beings in your area.
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Re: 真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anime.

Postby KuzioKuzbucket » Mon 06.09.2008 4:34 pm

-35. When someone says/does something crazy, everybody falls headfirst on the ground with their legs in the air. No matter how hard said ground is, no concussions will ever result.
Chronic Foot-In-Mouth Syndrome
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Re: 真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anime.

Postby Princesskana » Thu 06.19.2008 7:18 pm

-36 When your Hair defies gravity. Lol every anime and videogame has a character like that!

-37 You hear your own character theme music whenever you come into a room.

-38 NO ONE has acne *sigh* Not even the ugly people!
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Re: 真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anime.

Postby Nakamura_Shiyori » Sat 06.21.2008 9:20 am

-39. When no matter where you get shot you always end up clutching your arm and panting.

-40. When an aweful lot of teachers have student secret admirers.

-41. When the new student is almost always hot and mysterious and is usually a guy.

-42. When Demons are EVERYWHERE!And yet no one seems to notice a person flying around in the sky causing mischeif.

-43. We have finally developed robots to do our secretarial work...and they are all extremely beautiful fem-bots whom men seem prefer over actual women.
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Re: 真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anime.

Postby KuzioKuzbucket » Mon 06.30.2008 12:36 am

- 44. Whenever someone gets too skilled at anything, they end up with the fate of the world in their hands!!!

e.g. "Muahahaha, I will take over the world with my mad pancake flipping skills!"
"Noo I will beat you with the heart of the frying pan!"
Chronic Foot-In-Mouth Syndrome
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Re: 真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anime.

Postby sakura_hana_cho662 » Thu 07.03.2008 3:22 pm

some of these are way lol worthy ^^ :D
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Re: 真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anime.

Postby Legend » Wed 07.09.2008 7:08 pm

-45 when your cat starts talking and suddenly tells your hes a trapped demon.....you may be an anime character(end crappy jeff foxworthy parody)
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Re: 真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anime.

Postby Gizzygirl234 » Tue 07.15.2008 7:52 pm

-46. When every coincidence that could not possibly happen has happened in a matter of a day or less.
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Re: 真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anime.

Postby MuzikalNotes » Wed 07.16.2008 12:36 pm

-47. When you meet a little girl who goes なのです every other sentence (a cookie if you get the reference)
-48. When every girl you meet is curvy, and I mean every girl :roll:
-49. When you are engaged to some heir/heiress of some kind
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Re: 真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anime.

Postby geekman » Sun 07.20.2008 4:00 am

(-50) When you can travel from one location to another in under 3 seconds
(-51) When you always wear the same clothes everyday for the rest of your life
(-52) And when there is never any litter on the ground and the sky is always the same, sunny and clear.
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Re: 真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anime.

Postby Hatori » Sun 08.24.2008 10:51 pm

-53: Your teeth are always straight, beautiful, white, and sparkle.
-54: Unimportant people never have full facial features.
-55: All male pop-stars have white or yellow hair.
-56: There's always a gay couple or twins.
-57: Everybody's a loudmouth when drunk!
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