An atempt at showing what I can do.

[john2]

execute script periodically improve subject-tittle as topic gets more specific.
firstly let's start, a list of things I can say and understand, without translation, or translating in my head.
日本国に行きたい！.
私はあなたが大好きです！.
日本国に自転車で行きません。

I think I have them right anything that's incorrect please excuse…… oh and I don't know the kanji for everything.
質問 means question right?,

some formalities I think it's safe to call them greetings, anyway these are the ones I know.
はじめまして, used used when you meat someone for the first time.
こんにちは, heloo
こんばんは, good evening.
お早う, good morning.
other formalities
いただきます。

and what does おやすみなさい mean?.
a computers man technology in my case sucks more and more.[darn key boards, darn mouses] darn these days I need surgery to use any and all keyboards,[need different size of hand] Cant someone do the slavers chore of typing for me!

[JaySee]

はじまして, used used when you meat someone for the first time.

What happened to getting to know each other first

[NathanSp]

こにち　－＞　こんにちは

おやすみなさい　－＞ means "good night"

Edit: You don't need to write 日本国. 日本 works just fine.

[chikara]

.... some formalities I think it's safe to call them greetings, anyway these are the ones I know.
はじまして, used used when you meat someone for the first time. ....

はじめまして is used when you meet someone for the first time.
When you meat someone for the first time you'd probably use a ナイフ

.... こにち, used in the evning ....

As NathanSp-san pointed out it is こんにちは and it is used from late morning (>10:00am) thru' the afternoon. こんばんは is "good evening"

おやすみなさい (お休みなさい) does mean "good night". It comes from the polite imperative form of the verb やすむ (休む), "to go to bed".

[john2]

meat has all new connotations when I watch hentai.
I meant はじめまして, I made a typo.
thank you for correcting me on the the こんにちは can I say it without the は？.
and the word i sked for it's been going around in my head.

[Yudan Taiteki]

thank you for correcting me on the the こんにちは can I say it without the は？.

No.

[john2]

thank you for correcting me on the the こんにちは can I say it without the は？.

No.

…… anyway hmm damn. I'll wallop in strangely rellaxing fantasys hmm worlds
please forgive this this is several websites worth of pain, ARRRRRRRRRRGRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111, hmmm ARRRGJTRIBOgjtingreibgibjtgntubtjrusibnti9bntrbneirvnwibnirbnv9reinbrw9eibnwbioer.

[NathanSp]

大丈夫か？
英語で書いてください。

[chikara]

meat has all new connotations when I watch hentai......

To "meat someone" has very different connotations (slang) in this country and the "meat" is usually pork.

[john2]

大丈夫か？
英語で書いてください。

………すみません、大丈夫じゃない、わたしは大やけぐい。
だい馬鹿者的しつぎおうとうたちはフォロムでといかけります。
hmm i hopefully did not make any eronious errors.

[chikara]

...... わたしは大やけぐい。....

If you are trying to say you are "big" stress eating it would be something like;
わたしは大やけぐいしています。

...... だい馬鹿者的しつぎおうとうたちはフォロムでといかけります。...

"As for the complete idiot like question and answer session ask a question using フォロム"
フォロム?

...... any eronious errors.

Wouldn't an erroneous error not be an error at all?

[john2]

...... わたしは大やけぐい。....

If you are trying to say you are "big" stress eating it would be something like;
わたしは大やけぐいしています。

thanks alot.

...... だい馬鹿者的しつぎおうとうたちはフォロムでといかけります。...

"As for the complete idiot like question and answer session ask a question using フォロム"
フォロム?

forum…——,

...... any eronious errors.

Wouldn't an erroneous error not be an error at all?

.
did I make any gramamtical errors which are obviously derived by errors in my understanding of japanese?,

[two_heads_talking]

大丈夫か？
英語で書いてください。

He did write in English.. although it was just an elongated form of Arggh! Which is a pretty common form of showing that someone is frustrated.

However, typing full out kanji to someone who has a hard time with vocab and kana, is about as fruitful as pitching pearls to pigs..

[AJBryant]

He did write in English.. although it was just an elongated form of Arggh! Which is a pretty common form of showing that someone is frustrated.

I don't know about that.

"ARRRRRRRRRRGRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I can deal with. It's the "1111111, hmmm ARRRGJTRIBOgjtingreibgibjtgntubtjrusibnti9bntrbneirvnwibnirbnv9reinbrw9eibnwbioer." that really makes me want to bitchslap John.

Tony

[chikara]

... フォロム?

forum…——,...

フォーラム = forum