Are these (largely nonsensical) sentences correct?

[b4d0m3n]

あれ　は　私たち　の　猫　です。

That is our cat.

父　は　べんごし　です。

My father is a lawyer.

私　の　猫　の　お父さん　は　べんごし　です。

My cat's father is a lawyer. (hey, it could happen - cats are smart)

あなた　は　私　の　猫　です、　そして　私　は　あなた　の　お父さん　です。

You are my cat, and I am your father.

EDIT: and, not but.

[roosh]

b4d0m3n wrote:
あなた　は　私　の　猫　です、　そして　私　は　あなた　の　お父さん　です。

You are my cat, but I am your father.

instead of そして, i think でも is the right word.
(そして= and, でも=but, am i right?)
and it is said that お父さん is used when you are mentioning someone's father.
父(ちち)is for your own father..
so i think, chichi is a better choice.
[please correct if i'm wrong...]

[b4d0m3n]

You may be right. I did in fact mean 'and I am your father'. Bleh. Can't even type in my own language. You are probably right about chichi, though. I recently found that it means your own father, but I wasn't sure whether a father speaking about himself would utilise it too.

[b4d0m3n]

Anyone else?

[Yurei-chan]

i wonder if my siggy is correct

[mandolin]

Despite my extreme novicehood, I want to tackle Yurei-san's sig...

1.

tabesaserareru = is made to eat <something> by <someone>
or, will be made to eat <something> by <someone>

I don't know what 'ito' is. Do you mean 'itou'? A verb meaning 'to hate, to dislike, etc"

So, I would presume you're intending to say "I hate being forced to eat!" But the format seems a little off to me. I'd like to know, too, so if someone would explain, please. *puppy eyes*

2.

Kyou = today
chikai = this is where kanji would help me, but... you probably mean 'vow' here?

Today's oath. <--- although, without context, I have no idea what you're vowing, or does 'no' serve a different function here?

3.

Taiki = person of great talent?

The talented person, Yurei-chan!

... I think there's a way to make a noun an adjective, but can't remember what it is. But don't call yourself -chan. One never suffixes themselves....

[KeroGero]

Uh, I belive Taiki is a sirname.

Kyou no wa chikai... Is that 「今日のは近い」 meaning "the present is close" ?

Watashi wa ito tabesaserareru! 「私はいと食べさせられる」 the "ito" here looses me. My dictionary says "thread" or "intention", doesn't make sense. Unless "ito" is a type of food, then it mught be... "I was made to eat ito!" but then, I think there's a partical missing. What is the intended meaning?

[nprz]

いと食べさせられる. Forced to eat thread. Wow. I'd strangle the person that tried to do that to me.

[AJBryant]

i wonder if my siggy is correct

Watashi wa ito tabesaserareru!
Kyou no wa chikai.
Taiki Yurei-chan!

Afraid it's gibberish. Is that first one supposed to be "HITO tabesaserareru"?

What are you TRYING to say in the sig?

Tony

[mandolin]

Gosh, I am glad it wasn't entirely because I am a noobie that I couldn't make sense of that sig... *relief* Well, I tried anyway. hehe

[AJBryant]

BTW, in Classical Japanese, "ito" means "very" -- but I don't think that really fits here.

Tony