Teruhashi-san from The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. おっふっ！ Offu!

My name is Teruhashi Kokomi.

• 私の my
• 名前 name
• は (topic particle)
• 照橋心美【てるはしここみ】 Teruhashi Kokomi [following the Japanese custom, the "last" name or family name (Teruhashi) goes first.]

Not to brag or anything, but I'm the perfect example of a pretty girl.

• 自分で言うのも If I do say so myself [自分で (by oneself); 言う (to say); の (turns the phrase into a noun phrase like こと); も (even)]
• 何だけど but; still (used with explaining)
• 完全に completely; perfectly
• 美少女 beautiful young girl
• だと思う I think that

I'm not trying to be arrogant. I'm just stating a fact.

• これは as for this
• 自意識過剰 excessive self-consciousness
• ではなく isn't (that)
• 単なる simple (fact); mere; sheer
• 事実 truth; facts

It's not like I go around boasting about how pretty I am.

• だけど but; however
• 私は as for me, I...
• 美少女 beautiful young girl; pretty girl
• である am (beautiful girl)
• こと the matter of (being a beautiful girl) [turns the previous into a noun phrase]
• を (direct object marker)
• 鼻にかけたり do things like being boastful [鼻にかける (to be full of pride; to be boastful); たり (things like)]
• しない don't do

Hey, how about we go get some tea?

• ナンパ男 a guy hitting on her
• よかったら if it's okay (with you)
• お茶しな～い？ why don't (we) get some tea [a stereotypical pickup line]

Now if I were a normal pretty girl...

• 普通の a normal; an ordinary
• 美少女 pretty girl
• だったら if (this were the case)

How about you visit a pigsty and ask one of the pigs out?

• 養豚場 pig farm; piggery
• で at (the farm)
• 豚 pig
• と with
• 戯れてろ to play; to flirt
• よ (emphatic)

I would probably say something like that.

• なんて such a; something like
• 言ってしまう would end up (unfortunately) saying [言う (to speak); しまう (shows completion usually with some regret)]
• パターン pattern
• だけど but; however

But I'm different.

• 私は as for me, I (am)
• 違う different

I'm so sorry...

I have to go study.

• 私 I
• これから from now
• 塾 juku; cram school; after school school
• がある to have
• の (explanatory ender)

Have a good day.

• いってらっしゃ～い is said by the person staying home to the person leaving the house.

See? I'm not just cute, I'm kind too.

• 私は as for me, I (am)
• かわいい cute
• だけじゃなく not only
• 優しい kind; gentle; tender
• の (explanatory)

And do you know what that means?

• それ that
• って as for (quotation marker)
• どういうこと what such a thing is; what (that) means
• か分かる？ do you know

It means I'm incomparable!

• 無敵 invincible; unrivaled; matchless; unbeatable
• って (quotation marker)
• こと (used to soften a conclusion)

It's okay. I may be way out of your league, but it's okay to fall for me.

• いいのよ It's okay; it's fine
• 身の程を知らず to not know one's place; to not know one's limits
• 私に (fall in love) with me; (give your love) to me
• 恋を to love
• しても (it's okay) if (you) do

You would not be at fault.

• あなたに you; from you
• 罪 sin; crime; blame; wrongdoing
• は as for (topic marker)
• ない not; doesn't exist
• わ (feminine ender)

Because I'm a pretty girl.

• なぜなら because
• 私は as for me, I
• 美少女 pretty girl; beautiful young girl
• だから therefore

What?! That's it?

• えっ!? eh!
• それだけ!? just that? only that?!