真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anime.

[carlanox]

-5 whenever during final battle, the bad guy keep hitting the good guy until almost die and then the good guy learn some new skills and in 1 hit the bad guy lost (faint or die). And that before the bad guy say comment about the fight.

[Tspoonami]

tanuki wrote:
-4 (why are we still counting anyway?). Japanese is spoken in every part of the world. USA, Mexico, Arabia...you name it.

-4b. When people from anywhere but Japan know perfect Japanese, but speak with a very odd 外人弁 accent

[Strawberry_Juice]

Kisshu wrote:
-3 When you transform into a superhero that looks almost EXACTLY like you and nobody can figure out who you are... (sailor moon re-runs XDDDD)

I always didn't get Superman because of that...
"COME ON! He just put on glasses, you idiots!"

Anywho:
[b]-5. That skinny, hot chick you were just hitting on is actually a man.

[Dehitay]

-6 When you get 5 hours to run around before the bomb that's going off in 1 minute explodes.

Tspoonami wrote:
-1. When you find yourself living in a dorm or inn with six or seven well-endowed college/high school girls, and you are the only male (and happen to have glasses).

damn, somebody got to the harem referrence before me

[Oracle]

Tspoonami wrote:

tanuki wrote:
-4 (why are we still counting anyway?). Japanese is spoken in every part of the world. USA, Mexico, Arabia...you name it.

-4b. When people from anywhere but Japan know perfect Japanese, but speak with a very odd 外人弁 accent

heh Sounds just like American cartoons - no matter what country they're from, everyone uses and understands American english and idioms, they just have a slight accent (and never enough to prevent anyone understanding them..)

[tanuki]

-7 Many people have speech affectations, like ending their sentences with ニュー or (*cringes*)　だってばよ.

[datdo]

Chris Hart wrote:
What about gain the amazing ability to leap from the ground to the roof of 2 story buildings, leap between buildings of the same height across the street and several doors down, and mistake the manager of your dorm for your brother/cousin

eh...I can do that already...su can't beat me in leet technology or athletic ability...as if...though the other things I listed are partially true for me. I go to school with...like a small amount of black ppl, I create my own psuedo fighting style that kinda is like capoiera, and liquid as oppose to breakdance. though I did take break dancing classes as a joke...

[MegaMangaMan]

Chris Hart wrote:
What about gain the amazing ability to leap from the ground to the roof of 2 story buildings, leap between buildings of the same height across the street and several doors down, and mistake the manager of your dorm for your brother/cousin


eh...I can do that already...su can't beat me in leet technology or athletic ability...as if...though the other things I listed are partially true for me. I go to school with...like a small amount of black ppl, I create my own psuedo fighting style that kinda is like capoiera, and liquid as oppose to breakdance. though I did take break dancing classes as a joke...

same here, exept that I'm ACTUALLY learning real capoiera, and can't dance for s--t, plus my school literally has NO white ppl.

but most of my BEST friends (that I could trust my life with) are white though... weird

I have freinds from all backrounds, and you guys (if you consider me a friend)
I haven't been here a long time but still...

[alex_2096]

-8. If your talking to someone and u make them angry. its easy to tell as a big cross appears on the side of there head
-9. Whenever you get hit u fly off into the sky and sparkle like a star.
-10. Nothing really hurts u, but you say 'itai' anyway, just to let ppl know it could of hurt u!

[Aislynn]

-11 Don't forget boy's nosebleeds when thinking of underpants!

(my kids find that absolutely hilarious by the way - They're in the "girls are gross" stage and don't understand why ANYONE would want to look at anyone ELSE'S underwear.)

[neo2407]

-12: When you can pilot a several hundred foot tall robot with absolutly no training.

Aislynn wrote:
-11 Don't forget boy's nosebleeds when thinking of underpants!

Actually that could happen to me, weak blood vessels in my nose lol (genetic flaw in the males of my family).

[Infidel]

-13. When you make your girlfriend angry, suddenly, a mallet bigger than she is manfests in her hand. Then she hits you hard enough with it to send you flying for several city blocks before you land.
-14. Somehow you aren't hurt too bad from this.

[Hatori]

-15:
the hottest guy at school likes you, but you're suddenly saying you don't like him, but later give in to going out with him.
-16:
you know how to clean like a japanese woman.
-17:
weird sparkles fly all around while you scream out the other person in the room's name while you are simply moving across the screen to run towards them.
-18:
Ninjas are considered anything but a spy- which they really are.

[Neutrinos]

-19. Girls dress skimply regardless of the 季節.

[small]But I'm not complaining[/small]

[Rounin T]

-20 Compromising situations happen, by complete coincidence, every 30-40 seconds in everyday life.

-21 All women have knee-length hair and Barbie figures, even throughout most of middle age. When they turn 70, there's a sudden *pop* and they turn into ugly old crones, instantaneously gaining the wisdom of age.

-22 Roughly 70% of everyone in the world could easily kick Chuck Norris's ass using a fictional style of martial arts.