Learn Japanese with JapanesePod101.com

View topic - 真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anime.

真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anime.

Anything relating to Anime or Manga - what's new, what you like, etc...

RE: 真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anim

Postby carlanox » Fri 12.15.2006 11:49 pm

-5 whenever during final battle, the bad guy keep hitting the good guy until almost die and then the good guy learn some new skills and in 1 hit the bad guy lost (faint or die). And that before the bad guy say comment about the fight.
carlanox
 
Posts: 56
Joined: Fri 10.20.2006 11:25 am

RE: 真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anim

Postby Tspoonami » Sat 12.16.2006 1:06 am

tanuki wrote:
-4 (why are we still counting anyway?). Japanese is spoken in every part of the world. USA, Mexico, Arabia...you name it.

-4b. When people from anywhere but Japan know perfect Japanese, but speak with a very odd 外人弁 accent
Sometimes I think that I'm afraid of thinking, and that scares me.
User avatar
Tspoonami
 
Posts: 837
Joined: Tue 08.22.2006 1:28 pm

RE: 真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anim

Postby Strawberry_Juice » Sat 12.16.2006 1:09 am

Kisshu wrote:
-3 When you transform into a superhero that looks almost EXACTLY like you and nobody can figure out who you are... (sailor moon re-runs XDDDD)

I always didn't get Superman because of that...
"COME ON! He just put on glasses, you idiots!"

Anywho:
[b]-5. That skinny, hot chick you were just hitting on is actually a man.
Last edited by Strawberry_Juice on Sat 12.16.2006 3:24 am, edited 1 time in total.
Strawberry_Juice
 
Posts: 145
Joined: Sun 12.04.2005 11:48 pm

RE: 真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anim

Postby Dehitay » Sat 12.16.2006 2:33 am

-6 When you get 5 hours to run around before the bomb that's going off in 1 minute explodes.

Tspoonami wrote:
-1. When you find yourself living in a dorm or inn with six or seven well-endowed college/high school girls, and you are the only male (and happen to have glasses).


damn, somebody got to the harem referrence before me
www.bananamonkeyninja.com
The only webcomic endorsed by Banana Monkey Ninja
User avatar
Dehitay
 
Posts: 1010
Joined: Fri 09.08.2006 8:36 pm
Location: San Antonio, Texas, USA
Native language: English
Gender: Male

RE: 真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anim

Postby Oracle » Sat 12.16.2006 2:43 am

Tspoonami wrote:
tanuki wrote:
-4 (why are we still counting anyway?). Japanese is spoken in every part of the world. USA, Mexico, Arabia...you name it.

-4b. When people from anywhere but Japan know perfect Japanese, but speak with a very odd 外人弁 accent


heh Sounds just like American cartoons - no matter what country they're from, everyone uses and understands American english and idioms, they just have a slight accent (and never enough to prevent anyone understanding them..)
User avatar
Oracle
 
Posts: 537
Joined: Mon 02.13.2006 9:03 am
Native language: English

RE: 真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anim

Postby tanuki » Sat 12.16.2006 5:48 am

-7 Many people have speech affectations, like ending their sentences with ニュー or (*cringes*) だってばよ.
僕の下手な日本語を直してください。
User avatar
tanuki
 
Posts: 2302
Joined: Sun 09.25.2005 9:00 pm
Location: South America

RE: 真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anim

Postby datdo » Sun 12.17.2006 9:34 pm

Chris Hart wrote:
What about gain the amazing ability to leap from the ground to the roof of 2 story buildings, leap between buildings of the same height across the street and several doors down, and mistake the manager of your dorm for your brother/cousin


eh...I can do that already...su can't beat me in leet technology or athletic ability...as if...though the other things I listed are partially true for me. I go to school with...like a small amount of black ppl, I create my own psuedo fighting style that kinda is like capoiera, and liquid as oppose to breakdance. though I did take break dancing classes as a joke...
datdo
 
Posts: 400
Joined: Mon 07.03.2006 11:24 pm

RE: 真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anim

Postby MegaMangaMan » Sun 12.17.2006 10:06 pm

Chris Hart wrote:
What about gain the amazing ability to leap from the ground to the roof of 2 story buildings, leap between buildings of the same height across the street and several doors down, and mistake the manager of your dorm for your brother/cousin


eh...I can do that already...su can't beat me in leet technology or athletic ability...as if...though the other things I listed are partially true for me. I go to school with...like a small amount of black ppl, I create my own psuedo fighting style that kinda is like capoiera, and liquid as oppose to breakdance. though I did take break dancing classes as a joke...

same here, exept that I'm ACTUALLY learning real capoiera, and can't dance for s--t, plus my school literally has NO white ppl.

but most of my BEST friends (that I could trust my life with) are white though... weird

I have freinds from all backrounds, and you guys (if you consider me a friend)
I haven't been here a long time but still...
It's me, got a problem? Oh well...
MegaMangaMan
 
Posts: 31
Joined: Tue 12.12.2006 7:44 pm

RE: 真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anim

Postby alex_2096 » Mon 12.18.2006 11:25 am

-8. If your talking to someone and u make them angry. its easy to tell as a big cross appears on the side of there head
-9. Whenever you get hit u fly off into the sky and sparkle like a star.
-10. Nothing really hurts u, but you say 'itai' anyway, just to let ppl know it could of hurt u!
User avatar
alex_2096
 
Posts: 85
Joined: Thu 10.06.2005 4:40 pm

RE: 真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anim

Postby Aislynn » Mon 12.18.2006 1:28 pm

-11 Don't forget boy's nosebleeds when thinking of underpants!

(my kids find that absolutely hilarious by the way - They're in the "girls are gross" stage and don't understand why ANYONE would want to look at anyone ELSE'S underwear.) :D
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." -Eleanor Roosevelt-
User avatar
Aislynn
 
Posts: 46
Joined: Fri 07.28.2006 7:59 am

RE: 真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anim

Postby neo2407 » Tue 12.19.2006 8:59 pm

-12: When you can pilot a several hundred foot tall robot with absolutly no training.

Aislynn wrote:
-11 Don't forget boy's nosebleeds when thinking of underpants!


Actually that could happen to me, weak blood vessels in my nose lol (genetic flaw in the males of my family).
Wii Friend Code: 0386 9779 0910 4312
Animal Crossing: Wild World Friend Code: 4381-7315-3908
User avatar
neo2407
 
Posts: 197
Joined: Sun 08.20.2006 6:12 pm

RE: 真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anim

Postby Infidel » Wed 12.20.2006 4:14 pm

-13. When you make your girlfriend angry, suddenly, a mallet bigger than she is manfests in her hand. Then she hits you hard enough with it to send you flying for several city blocks before you land.
-14. Somehow you aren't hurt too bad from this.
Last edited by Infidel on Wed 12.20.2006 4:15 pm, edited 1 time in total.
なるほど。
さっぱりわからん。
User avatar
Infidel
 
Posts: 3093
Joined: Sun 10.09.2005 1:12 am
Native language: 英語

RE: 真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anim

Postby Hatori » Tue 12.26.2006 1:42 am

-15:
the hottest guy at school likes you, but you're suddenly saying you don't like him, but later give in to going out with him.
-16:
you know how to clean like a japanese woman.
-17:
weird sparkles fly all around while you scream out the other person in the room's name while you are simply moving across the screen to run towards them.
-18:
Ninjas are considered anything but a spy- which they really are.
我是老师。我是老师。我是老师。我是老师。我是老师。我是老师。我是老师。
lol
~ハトリ~
User avatar
Hatori
 
Posts: 949
Joined: Thu 10.13.2005 10:31 pm
Location: Chicago Suburbs
Native language: English
Gender: Female

RE: 真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anim

Postby Neutrinos » Tue 01.09.2007 3:00 am

-19. Girls dress skimply regardless of the 季節.

[small]But I'm not complaining[/small]
[center]Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion simultaneously the source of your greatest strength and your greatest weakness ~ The Architect[/center]
Neutrinos
 
Posts: 7
Joined: Wed 01.03.2007 2:20 am

RE: 真・Top Ten Ways to tell you are living inside an anim

Postby Rounin T » Tue 01.09.2007 12:17 pm

-20 Compromising situations happen, by complete coincidence, every 30-40 seconds in everyday life.

-21 All women have knee-length hair and Barbie figures, even throughout most of middle age. When they turn 70, there's a sudden *pop* and they turn into ugly old crones, instantaneously gaining the wisdom of age.

-22 Roughly 70% of everyone in the world could easily kick Chuck Norris's ass using a fictional style of martial arts.
User avatar
Rounin T
 
Posts: 286
Joined: Thu 10.12.2006 5:32 pm

PreviousNext

Return to Anime and Manga Discussions

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests