Test your word power

[Infidel]

These questions pit your knowledge of English, or abilities with google, against your poor minds stuck in the gutter. Can you pull your mind out of the gutter to think of the right answer? Answers are not necessarily common words.

1. A word that begins with an S, Ends with an X, and has an E in the middle

Spoiler:

salteaux

2. A 4 letter for a woman than ends in -unt.

Spoiler:

Aunt

3. What animal sounds like a body part men are known for enhancing surgically.

Spoiler:

Hare

[saraLynne]

... Question 1 plus question 2 remind me of a joke I heard in a movie once...

EDIT: I had posted the question, but felt embarrassed about it so I am deleting it real quick!! The movie was "The Snapper" and it starred the Chief Engineer (Colm Meany, I think?) from Star Trek: The Next Generation and was about poor irish people.

Funny movie, raunchy joke. If someone knows it, y'all can post it, but I can't. *-.-*

[Seapony]

1. A word that begins with an S, Ends with an X, and has an E in the middle

Skeezix.

2. A 4 letter for a woman than ends in -unt.

Aunt. Although every 28 days or so that could change to uh...*ahem* never mind.

3. What animal sounds like a body part men are known for enhancing surgically.

Titmouse?

[tanuki]

I got them all wrong.

[PsychoSP]

So did I. I guessed suplex, runt, and bees (which sound a lot like my knees, doncha know.)

What was the 'expected' dirty answer for the animal?

[tanuki]

With "wrong" I meant "in the gutter wrong".

[Infidel]

PsychoSP wrote:
So did I. I guessed suplex, runt, and bees (which sound a lot like my knees, doncha know.)

What was the 'expected' dirty answer for the animal?

Another term for rooster.

[two_heads_talking]

PsychoSP wrote:
So did I. I guessed suplex, runt, and bees (which sound a lot like my knees, doncha know.)

What was the 'expected' dirty answer for the animal?

you certainly ask alot of impertinent questions don't you? think about it.. what would most men want to be enhanced.?


i got the unt one.. but believe me.. there is a better letter.. correct.. couldn't even guess on the s and e and x one.. and i thought it funny that girls and guys like extensions.. :@

[saraLynne]

two_heads_talking wrote:

PsychoSP wrote:
What was the 'expected' dirty answer for the animal?

think about it.. what would most men want to be enhanced.?

I guess I'm just not dirty -enough-, because I didn't know either. I kept thinking there is no animal called 'penis' so it just doesn't make sense. Infidel's clue cleared that up, though.... at least I wasn't the only one who didn't get it. :p

[flammable hippo]

I got them all wrong :@ lol

[Infidel]

1 was really hard. I used merriam webster and the * to get a list there were more common words, but that was the only one with an e exactly in the middle.

Suplex is a good answer too. I'd grade that ok

[Gan]

This really hurts my head.. Yes, I got them all wrong. More please?

[PsychoSP]

Infidel wrote:
1 was really hard. I used merriam webster and the * to get a list there were more common words, but that was the only one with an e exactly in the middle.

Aha... right in the middle. なるほど。 This was a very interesting quiz, by the way.

two_heads_talking wrote:
you certainly ask alot of impertinent questions don't you? think about it.. what would most men want to be enhanced.?

You're right; I should have figured it out a long time ago. Just haven't used that word in awhile, so I had a vocabulary lapse.

Speaking of which, Mike's friend can often save you from misusing words.

[Tspoonami]

It's like the South Park thing my friend told my about...

People who annoy you: N _ G G E R S

Spoiler:

naggers

____

I could only guess for the first one... the other two just left me blank. Anyhow, my one guess was 'Sussex,' though I don't know if that counts as a word.

[tanuki]

two_heads_talking wrote:
think about it.. what would most men want to be enhanced.?

Their brain?

I know, I know, feminist joke, but that's the second thing that came to mind when I read that.