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You always need ____ in Japan.
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RE: You always need ____ in Japan.
lastlife wrote:
Oh... my friend said Japanese condoms are too big for him.
Is your friend 5 years old?
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Kagemaru - Posts: 522
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RE: You always need ____ in Japan.
Kagemaru wrote:lastlife wrote:
Oh... my friend said Japanese condoms are too big for him.
Is your friend 5 years old?
I was thinking the same thing..
I'm sure that "big" was a typo. It *has* to be a typo. There's no way in hell it's NOT a typo...
They do have a magnum-sized brand (I think they're called "black" :/ ) but they cost about 2-3 times as much as normal condoms.
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Harisenbon - Posts: 2964
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RE: You always need ____ in Japan.
Harisenbon wrote:Kagemaru wrote:lastlife wrote:
Oh... my friend said Japanese condoms are too big for him.
Is your friend 5 years old?
I was thinking the same thing..
I'm sure that "big" was a typo. It *has* to be a typo. There's no way in hell it's NOT a typo...
..and if it's not a typo, it's certainly nothing to boast about!
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Oracle - Posts: 537
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RE: You always need ____ in Japan.
Harisenbon wrote:Kagemaru wrote:lastlife wrote:
Oh... my friend said Japanese condoms are too big for him.
Is your friend 5 years old?
I was thinking the same thing..
I'm sure that "big" was a typo. It *has* to be a typo. There's no way in hell it's NOT a typo...
This is the funniest thing I've read today.
僕の下手な日本語を直してください。
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tanuki - Posts: 2302
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RE: You always need ____ in Japan.
I knew this would lead to about five good punchlines.

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RE: You always need ____ in Japan.
Comfortable shoes. Yes.
These? :p
Harisenbon wrote:
They do have a magnum-sized brand (I think they're called "black" :/ ) but they cost about 2-3 times as much as normal condoms.
These? :p
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RE: You always need ____ in Japan.
We are brack people.
Brack people use these condoms, don't they?
Brack people use these condoms, don't they?
- lastlife
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RE: You always need ____ in Japan.
Don't you just love Engrish?
Two muffins were baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says "sure is hot in here." The other replies "AH TALKING MUFFIN!"
二つのマフィンがオーブンで焼かれていた。片方のマフィンがもう一方のマフィンに向かって、"暑いね”と言った。すると、話しかけられたほうのマフィンは"アッ!喋るマフィンだ!”と驚いた。 :)
二つのマフィンがオーブンで焼かれていた。片方のマフィンがもう一方のマフィンに向かって、"暑いね”と言った。すると、話しかけられたほうのマフィンは"アッ!喋るマフィンだ!”と驚いた。 :)
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flammable hippo - Posts: 885
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RE: You always need ____ in Japan.
"PIECE!"
Makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
Makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
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Infidel - Posts: 3088
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RE: You always need ____ in Japan.
Uhmm.... wouldn't you want/need condoms, unless you REALLY don't want one, anytime??
STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM! lol. We're talking about OTHER things you need. :p
I already have to suffer in Health Class with our teacher talking about sick stuff.
:p
STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM! lol. We're talking about OTHER things you need. :p
我是老师。我是老师。我是老师。我是老师。我是老师。我是老师。我是老师。
lol
~ハトリ~
lol
~ハトリ~
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Hatori - Posts: 949
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RE: You always need ____ in Japan.
'Tis best to always Be Prepared
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Harisenbon - Posts: 2964
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RE: You always need ____ in Japan.
what is PASMO????
Is the chily served in Japan hot enough? Do I need to bring my own chily?
How bout the food? how the ramen taste will be different?? Do I need to bring cup noodle?
Can a person pass JLPT lv could survive (as a tourist) over there? Do I need to bring my thick dictionary?
Is the chily served in Japan hot enough? Do I need to bring my own chily?
How bout the food? how the ramen taste will be different?? Do I need to bring cup noodle?
Can a person pass JLPT lv could survive (as a tourist) over there? Do I need to bring my thick dictionary?
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RE: You always need ____ in Japan.
carlanox wrote:
what is PASMO????
PASMO
Is the chily served in Japan hot enough? Do I need to bring my own chily?
Hot enough for what? What do you mean by "chili"? I found that most spicy dishes are not hot enough for my taste so I usually add some additional spice such as shichimi togarashi or similar that many restaurants have on the table.
How bout the food? how the ramen taste will be different?? Do I need to bring cup noodle?
You can buy cup noodles in most convenience stores.
Can a person pass JLPT lv could survive (as a tourist) over there? Do I need to bring my thick dictionary?
Yes. No.
Don't complain to me that people kick you when you're down. It's your own fault for lying there
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chikara - Posts: 3574
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RE: You always need ____ in Japan.
carlanox wrote:
Is the chily served in Japan hot enough? Do I need to bring my own chily?
Good luck finding anything that can properly be called chili. Forget chili. Go into a CoCo Ichibanya curry house and order a plate of curry-rice at #2 spiciness. That will be more than spicy enough, I'm sure, and if not there are six more levels.
How bout the food? how the ramen taste will be different?? Do I need to bring cup noodle?
Cup noodle in Japan tastes like cup noodle anywhere else. And the all taste quite different from an actual bowl of ramen that you get in a rament shop.
Josh Reyer
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頓ニ纜ヲ斬テ大荒ニ入レ。
長岡桃嶺房成
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頓ニ纜ヲ斬テ大荒ニ入レ。
長岡桃嶺房成
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