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日本(?)のジョーク

私が友人の研究者から聞いたジョーク

私の友人はハエの研究者です

ハエの研究には
特定の雌を特定のオスと交尾させて
卵を生ませる必要があります

だから
未受精の雌を常にストックする必要があります

そして
研究者はたまに自分のストックを使い果たしてしまうんです

そんなとき研究者は研究室で叫ぶんです

研究者A「だれか、バージンくれー」
研究者B「私のあげるよー」

研究室ならまだしも
研究室のそとで
たとえば食堂なんかでも
でっかい声で言ってしまうんですね

男女でも言うことがあるそうで、
気まずくなるそうです(^_^;)








The joke that I heard from my friend

My friend is the scientist who is researching an incect, fly, Dorosophila spp.

For research,
scientist need to make a specific female fly to be fertilized with another specific male fly

Thus, scientists need to keep female flies, those are "not" fertilized, too.

Sometime, scientists used up their fly "stock" of non-fertilized fly.

In that time, scientists shout in their laboratory as like followings

scientist A "give me virgin(fly)!"
scientist B "I will give you my one!"

this is OK inside of the laboratory.
Because other guys in the laboratory know what they are talking about.

but sometime it happens ouside of labolatory, moreover it happens between man and woman scientist
The people outside of laboratory does not know what they are talking.
Sometime scientists feel awkward after that(^_^;)

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