I am a Newbie. That Doesn't Mean I Automatically am Socially Destroyed.
Did anybody else notice that everybody seems to always treat newbies like dirt? I'm just saying. So, in that case: Don't treat me like dirt. Dirt is walked on... and dirty.
On that cheerful note, yesterday was my birthday. So, yippee! I am officially older! What joy.
It didn't help that my brother told me I'm this much (*shows with fingers*) closer to dying. Not that I'm really old or anything. I'm a young, cheerful butterfly.
THAT'S RIGHT, MY ELDERLY WAYS OF AGING HAVE PAID OFF! I AM NO LONGER A LOATHING CATERPILLAR, BUT I AM NOW A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY!
Hmm... I feel like a random hooligan, considering this is my first blog post.
Pfft... I said 'hooligan.'